I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
"how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden."-(via beardhairdontcare)
i would hire him for this flyer alone
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
An elephant never forgets.
Anyone want a tumblr boyfriend? Cause I want a tumblr girlfriend, honestly I dont care if you arent famous Ill make you and Ill treat you like a princess. Follow me so I know youre interested. Ive been following everyone back lately, my dashboard is dead!